"What goes on the river stays on the river"
                   -Unknown

 "Hey FB how about......."
                   -Big Dog 1999

"Corny knows the river."    
                    -Corny 1988

"I lost my wallet...and that other thing."
                   -Kafka 1994

"Its just around the bend."
                    -Hugh 1983    

"Funs Fun but....."
                   -Baldy 1989

"You have to bounce the boat after you get stuck in sand."   
                  -Wet 2 1990

"These rocks are over 3 million years old."        
                   -Eagle Scout 1984

"Ya know.....(adjusting glasses and pointing)"
                     -Hugh early 80's

"You don't want to go down that river without your supplies" 
                     -Bob Shifflet 1983

"That's between a man and his conscience."
                         -Unknown 1999

"When it rains this hard it can't rain for long."
                          -Eagle Scout 1984

"But but but...we just wanted to hear one more song..."
                          -Corny 1993

"I don't think my body can take another day of this!!!!!"
                         -Rookie 2000

"I'd like to see that thing hard"

                    -Unknown River Princess 2002

"Yo habla english"
                          -Unknown 1995

"I lost my keys." / "I locked my keys in my car."
                          -Unknown 1986, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001

"Ya never want to have old gas in your motor."
                            -Hugh 1995

"I can't stop my leeeggggg."
                            -Corny 1988

"Bar stool flips have been deleted from my repertoire."
                             -Corny 1985

"We're dragging a rope!!!"
                             -Moler 1999

"Did you check the kill switch?"
                           -Unknown 1990

"Remember Mac, your supposed to be invisible!"
                           -Moler 2K2

"Mac, tell me again why we don't bring women on this trip"
                           -TP 2K2

"I think you need an airplane ride!"
                           -Unknown 2k2

"So there I was sittin' at the bar, minding my own business, drinking my beer when....."
                           -Stu 2k2

"Will you draw me a map?"
                           -some rookie 2K2"

"You can't make a wrong turn on the river!"               

                           -Hugh 2k2

"I think that is enough playing with the fireworks"

                         - Mac 2k3

"He loves me so much, he bought me a portable toilet"

                          - River Lady 2k3

"I would rather sit on a plunger handle"

                           -Jolene 2k3

"Don't worry I'm a doctor, we can work up to it!"

                          -Unknown 2k4